Day 18 After Action Report
Oh! I forgot to introduce the next guest. Welcome Etrikia to the panel as a guest for the remainder of Theater II. She is the (creative director?) for GFL: Tomorrow, with you, which is a VN, which one the Community Content Contest back in the spring.
Day 19 Discussion
Matt, I have to admit defeat. I am unable to pull Suomi. I have drained my rations to 329 units, my contracts down to 1. I recite my surrender.
Admission of Defeat
I, DrParagon, in-game ID, DrParagon on the EN server, acknowledge that before the major event "Theater 2", I was young and foolish and unknowing of my limits. When seeing that there were many stages to beat, that many comps were being implemented, and that I could experience the pleasure of doing core 8, I danced in happiness and inflated my expectations. Without any understanding of the difficulty of the event, I didn't think it would be particularly difficult. This wasn't self-deception; I simply didn't understand the true nature of Girls' Frontline as a grim, dark, hardcore tactical micromanagement game, and, without grinding levels, stockpiling resources, modding dolls, leveling fairies, or leveling HOCs, I proclaimed my expectations of the ease with which I would take a dump on this event. Now, my progress has bogged down, my SAN points have dropped off a cliff, and I can't even properly copy the guides posted by the dalaos. I recognize that I lack intelligence, have poor micro skills, and am both lazy and cowardly. After having my head bashed in by the enemy tanks, I now deeply understand that the gap between me and the dalaos is as far as the distance between Aiur and Argus. With no way to continue beat Matt in this event, I sign this admission of defeat of my own free will. I acknowledge that I am a coward and an imbecile, will never boast about my performance before events again, will silently accept it when others call me a salty fish, will never loudly participate in debates, will never again call ST-AR 15 my waifu again. As above, I sign this admission of defeat.
Signed: DrParagon 2020/08/23
|Diggus||A||Xue Hua Piao Piao Bei Feng Xiao Xiao|
|Arkeyy||A||SURELY A WOULDN'T LOSE? HOHOHOHO|
|BLT||A||So C can win next reset.|
|Blount||A||Between A-aair, B-bair, and C-chair, I'm picking A-aair because this meme is stupid and I'm not sure why we even came up with it.|
|Coin||C||我和我的waifu estamos baracho|
|Duck||A||<<Panelist with the 3 neutrals>>|
|Duke||C||C Chairing today and tomorrow|
|Hassium||A||You expected more math but it was me! A brainlet! Also, forgot to do my runs yesterday, fuck me I'm padding hard.|
|Paragon||A||Ceia got Pen'd.|
|Destination||A||This is a test to see how smart EN actually is|
|Matt||C||Pray to the Ghost of Vote C Past.|
For those who missed our streams on Twitch;
I would make sure you try an join us soon for my OhImEN core 8.
You can go watch some of the stream highlights - mainly of me being OhImEn.
Don't forget to also send me your propaganda and your scouted zone and reason on Twitter (@GandKTV) or on Discord (MatthewStarbuck#0187, probably nicknamed Vote C Fairy. Who knows, it might just end up being featured in the panel!
Check back tomorrow for Episode 20!
We are almost done with Theater II boys. The final stretch!