I FORGOT TO FUCKING DO ADVANCED. I DID TWO BEGINNER RUNS.
Seeing the root vegetable fills you with rage, as the previous 1st Day theater vote was C, a true guarantee that this theater's day one vote will be a C loss.
|Mars||C||day 1 meme|
|Kira||C||Bees said so|
|Gaige||B||If playing as a Terrorist in Counter Strike: Global Offensivetaught me anything, it's that rushing B is a viable strat|
|Brekkie||A||1st Day = 1st Letter = ADuh|
|Jesse||C||Minecraft dispenser said so|
|BLT||B||I don’t trust A due to this being day 1 and I don’t trust C ever.|
|Red||B||In the last theatre, I did nothing but RUSH B on every day and it turned out terribly.So naturally I'm doing that again, at least day 1, RUSH B!!!!!|
|Xyn||C||Just before voting I went to take out the trash, which consisted of 3 delivery boxes and 2 trash bags.I dragged them to the elevator and had to wait like 1 minute for it to arrive. There's no door close button so it took 7 seconds before the elevator started goingdown, and all 8 bins were full so I had to leave my trash there. On the way up I also picked up 1 package addressed to my flatmate. The elevator button at the lobby is janky, so it took 6 presses before it activated, and I accidentally stepped in a puddle and got my legs wet so I took a shower, noticing that my shower gel bottle was 1/3 full, gotta rebuy soon. Then I went back to my desk and voted.Perceptive readers might have noticed the emphasis on numbers. These set of numbers were used to calculate the relative 'desire' of EN to vote C, and what came out means absolutely nothing and voting C was just on a whim.|
|Ceia||B||i dunno its day 1|
|Etrikia||A||Arm Rest served me well|
|Kyazuki||A||Everyone knows its vote A for first day, but since everyone knows that, they'll all vote B. Voting C is the memer choice, so since this is EN, you never pick that. Therefore, I vote A. Works every time, 33% of the time.|
|Soulmuse||A||Low points bad, big points good, thus low points are actually good. Or something to that effect. I'm to lazy to check the old serverdata for this one, but I figure A is a safer bet than B. This feeling will last until I submit this vote.|
|Furrytomic||B||My Magic 8 Ball said so|
|Duck||C||Ryuzu Shima says vote C~I'm feeling a bit spicy today, and it's only 1 drone so the inevitable C loss won't hurt that much.|
|Coin||A||Given what we know about the correlation between EN and the Coindex, we're fucked.|
|Dahblount||A||Doesn't take a genius to know what's gonna happen first day of Theater|
|Hakurai||C||C for Cerberus, also Gates of Hell. It would be irresponsible not to vote C!|
|Hassium||B||Rush B go go go. Memes aside, I believe level 0 voters will pick C and level 1 voters will pick A observing previous theater day 1 trends. Level 2 voters rise up.Obviously I'm wrong here but whatever.|
|Destination||C||I thought I'd pick B, then I remembered to not trust myself|
|Seres||C||hokor said so :^)|
|Soup||C||the only honorabru choice|
|Matt||C||I hope to god A loses. Brekkie cannot be right.|
|Cleista||C||Most players should have been in the previous Theaters, so they should expect C not to win. Therefore, C will win.|
|Diggus||B||Your mom is a nice lady|
Well, it appears half the panel has decided C will be the winner....WAIT....C? Oh no. Here we go again.
Do not forget to do BOTH of your runs, on the appropriate difficulty, if you are able, Feel free to send me your scouting propaganda on Twitter or Discord (Vote C Fairy in Girls Frontline EN). Oh, and do not forget to do your daily CBT!