~~1 hour later~~
*Ceiang! Ceiang! Ceiang!*
--One Moment Later--
Everyone is gathered around the fire pit in the Farmboy United Coalition: Kryuger division's base.
"It has been a long journey, eh Ceia? I remember back when you started out voiceless and prerecorded. The elite gamers tried to expose you as a ranking rigger. Instead, your infamy rose so hard that you gained a title, 'Ruiner.' You were in the Top 100 charts. Once you started talking, our fan base grew stronger with you. When you made the move and sang your hit single, 'Real Emotion', with GFCorner, we became more than just your fans. We became your simps. However, Album '2.06' became the beginning of the end. The real army cried in pain as you became another e-girl. We have to give it up for your fellow soul sister, Clei-neechan. That stream was an emotional roller coaster as Clei pimp slapped the living senses out of you. After that, you were out of the picture for a bit. Once you came back, you announced your graduation. Many 'traitors' were celebrating while us, the true simp army, cried in pain. As we came to your last concert, we felt 'Real Emotion,' but it was a sorrowful farewell at the end."
Ceia smiles, then dissipates into the Aether on a subscription to critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV, with a free trial until level 60 and the award-winning Heavensward expansion. Soon afterwards, the sound of buzzing can be heard. A birb walks in through the doorway.
Kira leads the group outside, where a Rocket Fairy and cohorts crowd around a strange vehicle.
Yuzu turns towards the members of the Farmboy United Coalition: Kryuger div and the Theater Panel.
Thanks for all the memories, but it's time to fly. You might want to stand back a bit.
3...2...1… Gotta blast!
The rocket successfully sails away into the stars. And so they left, off to worlds unknown…
"Hi, it's the IRS and we've detected an illegal rocket launch, which of course, must be taxed. And-- Holy cow, is that Kira? It's been years! We've got you now, fowl tax evader!"
"You can count on nothing except death and taxes, and now we do both! How else do you think we're funded?"
On the next Episode: Since Theater I literally sailed away on a rocket ship, we're going to try and recruit the cast of Theater II! We're getting our Karmotrine detectors ready for this one...
As usual, put down your predictions, memes, and comments on the episodes! To participate, you can reply to this article, reply to the tweet on GamePress Twitter, comment on the reddit post or ping/send messages to me via discord at Hakurai#1379! We'll see you soon!