Cleista, Fury, and Haku approach a smoldering field of burning grass. Ashen piles litter the horizon worse than a certain California Gender Reveal Party.
In the distance, Minotaurs can be seen filtering players.
Matt opens the flap of a large military tent. A few familiar faces are huddled inside.
Everyone rushes to BLT's monitor, but meme about the lack of kiting skill rather than discuss the theater waves. On Etrikia's stream, however, a VN screen appears.
In the corner, Etrikia's body is crushed under the weight of unorganized VN scripts and an indefinite release date.
Blount starts piling VN scripts on himself in an attempt to ascend to infinite digital permanence.
--Outside the tent--
After a while, the group find a Springfield on fire, with the numbers "2.07" chaining Springfield down.
Destination disintegrates into a pile of atomic ashes, much like the others covering the plains. Only his UID remains.
(In the distance, distressed Duck sounds can be heard as he struggles to ghostwrite an episode.)
CRUNCH. CRUNCH. CRUNCH.
A large karenic behemoth sways towards the group.
The UNFUNNY focuses its gaze on the group through the tufts of toxic yellow fur and dirty polarized lens.
Coin trips on his lucky coin. Energy concentrates at the UNFUNNY's mouth as it fires the cannon… Coin shuts his eyes as hard as he can.
The following silence is soon broken as it lumbers back to whence it came.
The group finds Matt lying on the ground, motionless, devoid of humor in front of Coin's lucky coin. Coin is nowhere to be found. Haku picks up the mortal reminder and tosses Matt's corpse into a body bag.
The tent is completely ransacked and on fire. No one is to be found.
--10 minutes earlier--
The Tarkies Squad surrounds the large military tent, which looks quite small in comparison to the squad.
--In the Present--
After Cleista and Haku leave, a lone figure rises from the wreckage.
**Patrolling Core 8 Enemies notice Duke standing amongst the wreckage.**
On the Next Episode: With that we say goodbye to the cast of Theater II, however spread out they are, they'll always be remembered like Theater I. But now, it's time for the cast of Theater III! Look forward to a miraculous survival, as well as some godly? shenanigans!
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