Introduction
Marisa Kirisame stole - or as she likes to say, "borrowed" - another book from Patchouli Knowledge's library, but rather than get confused by intricate phrases, this book seemed rather simple! In fact, there was a map of Gensokyo with some highlighted points, perfect for an ordinary magician to transcribe and understand. Unfortunately, Patchouli and Alice Margatroid came over the following day to demand the book back, telling Marisa to not do anything careless upon seeing what she stole. Following their advice, Marisa began working on her own harmless experiment, recruiting several different groups of Gensokyo residents to take part in a misfortune-exorcising race! All they had to do was reach and destroy labeled wooden dolls that were located on checkpoints that...were suspiciously similiar to the places Marisa had saw on the map. Unfortunately for the racers, we have a classic case of dramatic irony, and Marisa made sure to avoid Patchouli, Alice, or Reimu Hakurei from getting in the way of her plans.
Every event in Touhou LostWord comes with exclusive Music CDs, Story Cards, and other unique event-only items for players to collect. Additionally, every stage plays with the theme of the event and names every opponent in a unique manner for every difficulity! For the sake of preserving these limited-time items and content (which only will reappear in event reruns), this article will mainly cover the names of every foe met while providing extra notes at the end. A small story synopsis will accompany each section to contextualize the reason you fight certain Friends, so expect event story spoilers as you read ahead. It should be expected, given the identity of the final foe is basically spoiled already.
Heats 1-5: Race Begins
Marisa gets the MC (nickname for the self-insert character) to group up plently of people within Gensokyo for a special event! While skeptical of what Marisa is planning, the MC plays along and brings many different groups that have convenient anti-misfortune cheerleader outfits to lead a team. This makes the teambuilding rather simple, with the MC eventually joining with Minamitsu Murasa, Ichirin Kumoi, and Shou Toramaru. While the race seems simple at first, in which participants need to break a wooden doll at every checkpoint, things become slightly wacky fast upon the requirement of the team carrying their leader on their backs, somewhat like a three-legged race. What also doesn't help is the sudden stuck-up nature of some of the racers, especially Tenshi Hinanawi. Some racers even set up traps while racing in an attempt to stop the Myouren gang in their tracks.
Character | Normal | Hard | Lunatic | Stage |
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Crow Tengu (Wood) | Tengu Writes With Feet | “How do you feel right now?” | Just Keep Interviewing | Runners, Assemble! |
Crow Tengu (Star) | Tengu Writes With Head | “How do you think you’ll go?” | Research and Analysis | Runners, Assemble! |
Crow Tengu (Water) | Tengu Writes With Heart | “What’s the secret to winning?” | Good Impressions Are the Secret | Runners, Assemble! |
Hatate Himekaidou | Modern Thoughtography | “Let me take a picture!” | “I’ll have to think of a headline.” | Runners, Assemble! |
Shion Yorigami (Bill Paid For With Cheer) | Poverty God Begging Celestial | “Calm down, Miss Tenshi…” | Help Me, I Can’t Stop Her! | Trash Talk Rush |
Parsee Mizuhashi (Jealousy-Driven Cheering Spirit) | Hashihime Can’t Stop Oni | “We haven’t even started yet.” | Hurt Me Here, and I’ll Hate You | Trash Talk Rush |
Tenshi Hinanawi | Celestial Got Angry | “Cheat? You make me laugh.” | Sphere of Neither Perception | Trash Talk Rush |
Yuugi Hoshiguma | Oni Who Struck a Chord | “I can take you on alone.” | Fists Won’t be Enough | Trash Talk Rush |
Shion Yorigami (Bill Paid For With Cheer) | Team Shion: Shion | “Spin, spin, spin…” | (Spin, spin…) | Go! Anti-Misfortune Grand Prix |
Tenshi Hinanawi | Team Shion: Tenshi | “Oh, did I overdo it?” | “Was that the sound of hunger?” | Go! Anti-Misfortune Grand Prix |
Yuuka Kazami (Cheerleader of the Four Seasons) | Team Yuuka: Yuuka | “I’ll give you an aquilegia.” | “A hydrangea.” | Go! Anti-Misfortune Grand Prix |
Medicine Melancholy | Team Yuuka: Medicine | “You should be sorry!” | “Such a hustle!” | Go! Anti-Misfortune Grand Prix |
Heats 6-10: Picking Up
The racers keep on running into each other, and that just means a lot more chances to fight over who gets to be in the lead. There are some theatrics performed over the waters of Misty Lake, but the endgoal always seems to be to drown opponents in bullets instead of their dust. Team Kogasa especially was a threat, considering Kogasa Tatara's alliance with the instrument tsukumogamis.
Character | Normal | Hard | Lunatic | Stage |
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Parsee Mizuhashi (Jealousy-Driven Cheering Spirit) | Team Parsee: Parsee | “Can’t I change the outcome?” | Hashihime Jealous of Flowers | Jealous Loves Me, Loves Me Not |
Yuugi Hoshiguma | Team Parsee: Yuugi | “Depends on the occasion.” | Hypocritical Oni | Jealous Loves Me, Loves Me Not |
Yuugi Hoshiguma | Oni Abusing Her Strong Legs | “This time, we’ll settle it! | Hashihime-Carrying Oni | Luck, Pluck, and Crash |
Tenshi Hinanawi | Unbreakable Celestial | “Come and get me, challenger!” | Carrying the God of Poverty | Luck, Pluck, and Crash |
Parsee Mizuhashi (Jealousy-Driven Cheering Spirit) | Anxious Hashihime | “You have to pace yourself!” | I’m Jealous of Your Power! | Luck, Pluck, and Crash |
Shion Yorigami (Bill Paid For With Cheer) | Poverty God Easily Carried | “Hang in there, Miss Tenshi.” | Bad Luck to Good Luck! | Luck, Pluck, and Crash |
Yatsuhashi Tsukumo | Team Kogasa: Yatsuhashi | “Boats and songs are similar.” | Running Musician in High Spirits | Dead Heat Concert |
Benben Tsukumo | Team Kogasa: Benben | “This is a good opportunity.” | Eloquent Player Running Ahead | Dead Heat Concert |
Raiko Horikawa | Team Kogasa: Raiko | “Should I sing the fish song?” | Lightning Roars in The Bamboo | Dead Heat Concert |
Kogasa Tatara (Sunshine-Praying Umbrella) | Team Kogasa: Kogasa | “D-Defeat me first!” | Dependent’s Unexpected | Dead Heat Concert |
Kutaka Niwatari | Team Komachi: Kutaka | “It’s hard work, isn’t it?” | Running Niwatari’s Extreme Trial | Dead and Alive |
Urumi Ushizaki | Team Komachi: Urumi | “Is no one else using abilities?” | The Strong Will of Ushi-Oni | Dead and Alive |
Komachi Onozuka (Happy-To-Listen Cheer-Up Guide) | Team Komachi: Komachi | “Being light is nice.” | I Ferry Even on a Stormy Lake | Dead and Alive |
Fairy (Sun) | Fairy Interested in Music | (I’m starting to understand.) | Awakened Sound Talent | Raijin Drive |
Fairy (Fire) | A Fairy Fascinated by Music | (I…can’t lose.) | Music Talent Bloomed | Raijin Drive |
Raiko Horikawa | Lightning Bass Boost! | “Running and singing together.” | Shout, Divine Lightning Drum! | Raijin Drive |
Yatsuhashi Tsukumo | Rapid Play Bullets | “Sound is a part of the body.” | Roar, Annica’s Koto! | Raijin Drive |
Benben Tsukumo | High-Speed Plucking Bullets | “As are the instruments.” | Ring Like Jetavana’s Bell! | Raijin Drive |
Phantom (Earth) | Was a Performer Before Death | (I remember those days…) | Revived Legendary Music | Raijin Drive |
Kogasa Tatara (Sunshine-Praying Umbrella) | Dance, Surprise Umbrella | “I’ll show you what I learned!” | Dance Beyond The Rainbow…! | Raijin Drive |
Phantom (Moon) | Phantom Music Critic | (The road of sound is long.) | Speak With Music | Raijin Drive |
Heats 11-15: Fake Revealed
After a run-in with Nitori Kawashiro's definitely-real-Robot-army, the race takes everyone through Hakurei Shrine, where Team Yuuka and Team Kogasa find an unfortunate obstacle in the form of an annoyed Reimu, who takes no time in knocking them out in no time flat. Demanding to know what was going on, Marisa was forced to reveal herself and explain to Reimu, Patchouli, Alice, and the conscious racers, the true intent of the race. Patchouli and Alice explain that the magic circle Marisa was making was not a magic circle at all and rather the instructions for a giant drill that, if completed, would bury Gensokyo right into Old Hell. With vengeful spirits already peeking out and an annoyed Komachi Onozuka (mainly mad due to needing to do work), the race is quickly postponed in favor of stopping the spirits.
Character | Normal | Hard | Lunatic | Stage |
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Kappa (Metal) | Auto Kappa No. 1 | Auto Kappa No. 1? | (We are robots.) | Running Kappa Countdown |
Kappa (Moon) | Auto Kappa No. 2 | Auto Kappa No. 2? | (I’m not lying… really.) | Running Kappa Countdown |
Nitori Kawashiro | Team Hina: Nitori | Onwards! Kappa Technology! | Don’t Spread! Cheap Contracts! | Running Kappa Countdown |
Kappa (Earth) | Auto Kappa No. 3 | Auto Kappa No. 3?? | (Umm… Bleep Boop.) | Running Kappa Countdown |
Hina Kagiyama (Misfortune Exorcising Cheerleader) | Team Hina: Hina | (They’re going to find out…) | (Only ten cucumbers?!) | Running Kappa Countdown |
Saki Kurokoma | Team Kokoro: Saki | “How cruel of you.” | “I thought I escaped at last.” | Fortune Menreiki |
Utsuho Reiuji | Team Kokoro: Utsuho | “T-That was a good idea…” | “You mean carrot and stick?!” | Fortune Menreiki |
Aya Shameimaru | Team Kokoro: Aya | “Wasn’t it just her kindness?” | “The future is unpredictable.” | Fortune Menreiki |
Hata no Kokoro (Not So Cheerful-Looking Cheerleader) | Team Kokoro: Kokoro | “Have some decency.” | “What a nice thing to say!” | Fortune Menreiki |
Vengeful Spirit (Water) | Spirit From Former Hell C | Vengeful Spirit’s Bad Luck | Bless the Equal Calamity | Dangerous Corner |
Vengeful Spirit (Star) | Spirit From Former Hell F | Vengeful Spirit Hates Emotion | Sink In Bottomless Regret | Dangerous Corner |
Vengeful Spirit (Metal) | Spirit From Former Hell B | Vengeful Spirit Jealous Of Joy | Bring Endless Misfortune | Dangerous Corner |
Vengeful Spirit (Fire) | Spirit From Former Hell E | Spirit’s Curse of Hunger | Know the Pain of Hunger | Dangerous Corner |
Vengeful Spirit (Sun) | Spirit From Former Hell A | Vengeful Spirit Hates Conflict | Behold Despair at the End | Dangerous Corner |
Vengeful Spirit (Wood) | Spirit From Former Hell D | Vengeful Spirit Curses Reason | Curse the Illogical World | Dangerous Corner |
Kutaka Niwatari | Can’t Stop Water Distribution | “Please stop!” | (It’s going to be busy again…) | Au Revoir Sanzu River |
Komachi Onozuka (Happy-To-Listen Cheer-Up Guide) | Miss Shinigami Can’t Keep Quiet | “It’s time to work.” | “I work when I have to.” | Au Revoir Sanzu River |
Urumi Ushizaki | Ushi-Oni Can’t Leave Them | “Well, I should hope so.” | “I like this part about you.” | Au Revoir Sanzu River |
Vengeful Spirit (Earth) | Spirit Lured by Magic | Vengeful Spirit Reacts to Magic | Contains Ominous Magic Power | Bizarre Circle Drill |
Heat 16 to Free Run: Photo Finish
After torturing Marisa a little more while she is already being pursued by more spirits, the issue is eventually resolved. Thanks to the reckless thinking of Team Kokoro, who have somehow finished the checkpoints backwards, the intensity of the drill turned out to be a lot lighter than it was meant to be. With confusion on how to move on, Reimu quickly slaps all of the teams (or at least, those who had unique costumes) to remind them that she has a shrine that needed cleaning. After doing so and with more pestering, Marisa finally decided to continue the race to the end, where more of the same bullet battle fighting occurred. While the ending was a photo finish with multiple ties, the previously-unconscious Team Kogasa missed the last few incidents and turned out to finish the race already, making them the true winners. Marisa scrams before the ending ceremony could even begin.
Character | Normal | Hard | Lunatic | Stage |
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Vengeful Spirit (Water) | Vengeful Spirit Roaming C | Drawn by Marisa’s Loud Voice | Vengeful Spirit’s Will | Owner’s Order |
Marisa Kirisame | “This isn’t what I wanted.” | “I didn’t mean to…” | “I’m sorry! I’m really sorry!” | Owner’s Order |
Vengeful Spirit (Star) | Vengeful Spirit Roaming F | Drawn by Marisa’s Scent | Overwhelming Sense of Aversion | Owner’s Order |
Yuuka Kazami (Cheerleader of the Four Seasons) | Bad at Hiding Intentions | “This is for Medicine.” | Flower Nodding For Her Partner | Stop the Vengeful Circle |
Hata no Kokoro (Not So Cheerful-Looking Cheerleader) | Menreiki Wants a Rematch | “We’ve come this far.” | Menreiki Wants a Rematch | Stop the Vengeful Circle |
Hina Kagiyama (Misfortune Exorcising Cheerleader) | Misfortune God Wants to Run | “I still have more tricks.” | Misfortune God Won’t Give Up | Stop the Vengeful Circle |
Komachi Onozuka (Happy-To-Listen Cheer-Up Guide) | Shinigami Likes Festivals | “I worked for a change…” | Shinigami Wants to Fight More | Stop the Vengeful Circle |
Parsee Mizuhashi (Jealousy-Driven Cheering Spirit) | Jealous of Interruption | “I won’t let it end like this.” | Hates Being Interrupted | Stop the Vengeful Circle |
Shion Yorigami (Bill Paid For With Cheer) | Poverty God Wants the Prize | “I just want my prize…” | Poverty God Aims For The Prize | Stop the Vengeful Circle |
Yuuka Kazami (Cheerleader of the Four Seasons) | Smiling Flower Aiming to Win | “Let’s go, Medicine.” | Bloom For Hope! | Restart the Engine |
Medicine Melancholy | Poison Rushes to the End | “Yes! I’ll do my best!” | Win The Race With Poison! | Restart the Engine |
Hina Kagiyama (Misfortune Exorcising Cheerleader) | Run! Automatic Nagashi-Bina | “I can’t give in!” | Spin Until You Reach the Goal! | Restart the Engine |
Nitori Kawashiro | Start, Strengthening Machine! | “My suit just broke!” | Make the Key to Victory! | Restart the Engine |
Komachi Onozuka (Happy-To-Listen Cheer-Up Guide) | Boat Guide’s Cheer | “You’ve become a good sailor!” | Don’t Lose, My Buddies! | Restart the Engine |
Urumi Ushizaki | Ushi-Oni Plays Along | “Are you treating us like boats?” | Run to The Riverbank of Victory! | Restart the Engine |
Kutaka Niwatari | The Niwatari God Struggling | “It’s a little late for that…” | Go On, We’ll Deal With It Later! | Restart the Engine |
Saki Kurokoma | The Last Spurt of Hell’s Horse | “Let the muscles explode!” | Time to Show My Leg Strength! | Attack! Third Corner |
Utsuho Reiuji | Former Hell Raven, Stand By | “Explosion! Got it!” | Melt, Those in Our Way! | Attack! Third Corner |
Aya Shameimaru | Title of the Fastest Is Mine | “Please don’t blow yourself up!” | Keep Going! Show no Mercy! | Attack! Third Corner |
Hata no Kokoro (Not So Cheerful-Looking Cheerleader) | Menreiki Shouts For Victory | “Competition’s a blast!” | Grab It, the Joy of Victory! | Attack! Third Corner |
Extra Laps: Culprit Confrontation
Before the finished teams could chase the runaway Marisa, two other teams (who you and I may have forgotten about) show up to bicker about who the true winner is. After knocking some sense into both of them, they find Marisa at her house. After being yelled at a couple of more times, Marisa finally loses it and tries to fight off the teams before inevitably failing. At a loss, Marisa finally listens and gives the winning team some kind of reward.
Character | Normal | Hard | Lunatic | Stage |
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Saki Kurokoma | WIld Horse on the Final Furlong | We’re going to win! | Keiga Family Hates Giving Up | Didn’t Finish |
Aya Shameimaru | Closest to The Goal Tengu | I am… the fastest… | Crow Tengu Can’t Give Up | Didn’t Finish |
Utsuho Reiuji | Hell Raven at Full Potential | Fusion reactor activated! | Hell Raven Doesn’t Give Up | Didn’t Finish |
Hata no Kokoro (Not So Cheerful-Looking Cheerleader) | Late Kokoro Leader | Don’t be fooled. Onwards! | Kokoro Leader Won’t Give Up | Didn’t Finish |
Hina Kagiyama (Misfortune Exorcising Cheerleader) | Nagashi-Bina’s Final Spin | Is it really a lie? | All I can do now is cheer… | We Won’t Let It End |
Nitori Kawashiro | Last Spurt Valley Kappa | It’s definitely a false rumor! | I’ll Be Top With Technology! | We Won’t Let It End |
Marisa Kirisame | Responsibility Shifting Magician | This is the winner’s prize! | You can have all you want! | Final Verdict Upset?! |
Bonus Notes (Miscellaneous Text and Unique Items)
Normal Event P (Purple/White Lines): Marisa randomly placed these Point Items on the track. Gathering them might increase your speed...
Rare Event P (Wooden Doll): Wooden dolls placed at checkpoints. They were originally charms that acted as scapegoats for misfortune.
4* Story Card: Cheerful Souvenirs
5* Story Card: Halftime
Music CDs: The Leisurely Captain's Job (Minamitsu Murasa), Monster Train: Spare Umbrella Express Nighr Carnival (Kogasa Tatara), Green Limits (Parsee Mizuhashi), Gemini Star (Home BGM), unbordered (Home BGM)
Additional Note: If you were somehow wondering how many times Team Murasa (or just the MC in general) fights off the other 5...6...whose counting? teams in this race, look no further!
- Team Parsee: 3
- Team Shion: 3
- Team Yuuka: 2
- Team Kogasa: 2
- Team Komachi: 3
- Team Kokoro: 3
- Team Hina: 3
Congratuations Team Yuuka and Team Kogasa, I suppose you are our biggest...winners? Are they still winners if they fought the least? At least they were likely focusing more on racing instead of fighting...
(Note: These times are counted when the team as a whole is present in a Battle Stage. This means the additional appearances of the team captains in Stop the Vengeful Circle were not counted for this exercise.)