Seiga Nyan Nyan's Social Club Event Gallery

Everyone in Gensokyo has some amount of stress they need to release...if the endless amount of bullet fights don't make that clear. Seiga Kaku decided to take advantage of this and open up her Old Desire Club, a social club meant to soothe the hearts of the ladies of Gensokyo. Sure, it might not stop their conflicts entirely, but it should be a good way to delay them. Sanae Kochiya seems to have her sights on the place as a way to help the Moriya Shrine gain influence, so that means she has to take us along for another event!

Just as any other event, every visitor of the Old Desires Club will have a unique twist on their title to add some personality on each difficulty, all of them which will be highlighted below. Additionally, a small synopsis of each event date will be given for some context for each of the battle stages. At the end, there will be some unique items, such as Story Cards and Music CDs, that were obtainable only during the event along with a little review over the most creative name this event. Sprinkled around are screenshots of characters found on the stage select screen, who give their own personality to the event.

Kappa: Residents from the ravine working with Nitori Kawashiro to join her as they fight for their bottle pay. Most of them seem hesitant to work, though...

Summary: Sanae Kochiya arrives at the Old Desire's location thanks to Aya Shameimaru's newspaper article to apply for a job. She wishes to obtain faith from working, which doesn't seem to align with the owner, Seiga Kaku's, goals, but she agrees to interview her. After two rounds of interviews with the help of Keine Kamishirasawa and Yoshika Miyako, Sanae officially joins the team! Before they open up, Seiga gets some supplies from Eirin Yagokoro, who provides Doctor Eirin to the club, and Nitori Kawashiro, who does the same with Shiri-cola. They have a small scuffle due to Seiga throwing away the recyclable bottles...

Generic Club Visitors: All of these generic enemies are in 2 different event stages purely for the sake of being youkai customers. These various enemies include Kappa, Tanuki, Little Devils, and Wolf and Crow Tengu. Most of them complain about their current work or are wondering what to order. Bullet attacks should relieve their stress or be satisfying enough.
Phantoms: Spirits from the Netherworld that ended up tagging with Yuyuko Saigyouji. The more the merrier, I suppose?
Fairies and Big Fairies: Just pure pranksters. Kick them out before they start annoying the guests!
Tanuki: Bake-Danuki that were assigned by their boss, Mamizou Futatsuiwa to place ridiculously tall orders. Their excuse is that they're being treated by their leader...

Summary: The Old Desire is officially ready to open with its...two employees. Thankfully, Seiga is able to join in to help while Yoshika handles the counter and gives out merchandise of herself. It seems like Aya's paper got a lot of hits, because there are many visitors to result in a huge chunk of work.

Summary: A free day devoid of any generic opponents. After counseling Letty Whiterock, who is stressed about the end of Winter being very soon, she is recruited onto the team thanks to her delicious ice creams. This especially catches the attention of Kaguya Houraisan and Reisen Udongein Inaba (does Eirin know they're going to clubs?), who find interest in both tasty ice creams and bullet encores. Hence poor Sanae getting overworked in 3 different stages...

Summary: Seiga performs a forbidden hermit technique to summon...Junko?...to help catch up with rival clubs. Her purity and terrifying ghost stories help to attract both phantoms and popularity. However, Sanae is starting to feel left out due to how unique her other colleagues are. This was the perfect time for Doremy Sweet, the owner of the rival club "Sweet Dream," to bring Sanae to the Dream World to remind her of her strengths. This is done from some very familiar faces from the ghost stories, as well as another distressed rival club owner, Joon Yorigami of the "Fabulous Queen."

Summary: Sanae has some newfound confidence while working thanks to the Dream World adventure, and good timing too, as her god moms, Kanako Yasaka and Suwako Moriya, decided to go visit the club. She is able to show off her new faith-gaining method before Byakuren Hijiri storms in to try to close the club that's right under her temple. Luckily, Toyosatomimi no Miko and the others are able to convince her to calm down and how the club helps youkai bond, so she lets them off the hook with a battle of bullets.

Summary: The fairies are back to cause mischief for another event. When Cirno finds out that the social club Letty works at is close, she convinces Daiyousai and the Three Fairies of Light (Sunny Milk, Star Sapphire, and Luna Child) to make their own social club using her igloo as a base. Hijinks ensue when they require help from Aya and realize that Cirno was the one who stole the handle from the Scarlet Devil Mansion!

Event P: These points are received upon finding the Old Desire Club. Seiga painstakingly crafts each and every one.
Rare Event P: A souvenir to remember how much fun you had at the Old Desire Club. This strange doll makes you want to go there again.

4* Story Card: Doggy Order
5* Story Card: Bloody Order
Music CDs: Since Lady Sanae Won't Let Me (Sanae Kochiya), primary primary (Junko), Sadistic Yuan Xian (Seiga Kaku), Crazy Keine (Keine Kamishirasawa), WHITE WIREPULLER (Letty Whiterock)

There were many normal visitors to keep the Old Desire in business, but my personal favorite would be the Star Kappa from Monk in Hot Water. Their Normal and Hard names (Kappa Worried About Work/"I'm exhausted from work...") are simple and rather generic comments on the hard work that the kappa must go through with Nitori as their boss. However, their Lunatic name ("Is Aya Hiring?") brings up an interesting solution that is also an entertaining thought. Would Aya ever consider hiring other species to help her reporter work? ...does she even work with others?

As for the Boss characters, Shion Yorigami from Dream Egoist has a soft spot in my heart. None of them are very unique (Poverty God Has Fun With Sister/(Battles with Joon are fun!)/(Let's play again!)), but contribute toward the general message of Shion caring for her sister, being the reason they opened a social club in the first place. It might have been better to see the club in action itself, but the message is still pretty clear here. And it's always nice to return the favor to your sister with a large clump of golden bullets.