http://comicbook.com/gaming/2018/03/22/pokemon-go-shiny-eggstravaganza/
I'm I going to open this and find a porno?
Nope, unless you consider the announcement porn.
Thanks for the headsup i'll open it then.
Great, now I'll be disappointed if I open it and it isn't porn, ....
If you want it enough, you can wank to any information in any link
Just more shiny pokemon that I will never catch.
They will be in eggs though. 2km eggs.