Rambly Summer Bargain

The Lost Word of Koishi Komeiji from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). This attack might have been called ''Brambly Rose Garden.'' Surely everyone has bought too many things on vacation at least once. But Koishi has the perfect solution. Everything can be safely and securely delivered directly to your home with a single phone call. Somehow, this special service can deliver from anywhere, even from the edge of the universe, forbidden zones, and areas you can only enter by exploiting bugs. But how does it work exactly?

Why do you hear the sounds of ocean waves when you put a shell to your ear? It's because they're played by the fairy living inside the shell who misses the ocean. So... if there's a fairy from space inside, you can make phone calls to space, right?